Subject: kids say great things
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
> >> "Red..............cherry",
> >>
> >> Yellow............lemon",
> >>
> >> "Green................lime",
> >>
> >> Orange..............orange"
> >>
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well", he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may call your father at times". One little girl, Sarah Hornstein looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"!!!
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