Adult Rated Pickup Lines to Use on Both Sexes

Looking to spice up your night or perhaps need a good laugh? These adult rated pickup lines can be used on both men and women for a little extra fun. Use at your own risk though. ;) ** Warning ** These pickup lines are sexual in nature or contain foul language. If you find this offensive, go back to the main page.

• You wanna get a pizza and fuck? [Excuse me?] What? You dont like pizza?
• Do you know how to use a whip?
• My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
• Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
• I want to violate you like a parking meter.
• If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk!
• Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
• Smile, if you want to sleep with me.
• In my mind, we're going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
• You would look great on my pillow tomorrow morning.
• Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?
• If you were a door, I'd bang you all night.
• Lets do math! We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
• Do you like Burger King? [Why?]Because I'll do it your way!
• Hi, do you have a little something right here? [Where?] I lied, but would you like to have a little something right there?
• Did you wash your clothes in Windex? [No, why?] Because I can see myself in your pants.
• I'd like to butter those muffins!
• Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine!
• I've got the FCK, all I need is U.
• F**K me if I'm wrong, but isn't your last name?
• If you were my homework, I'd be doing you right now.
• Want to go for some pizza and sex? [No.] What? You don't like pizza?